Stache Passions

Winner of the Moustache Rodeo

I am just a man who loves his lady tickler. Everyday I wake up and I comb it 27 times. Then, I get a shower, where I wash each individual strand of my lip sweater. Finally, I again comb my nose neighbor until it is just the way the ladies love it.

Hobbies

larp, nudism, mime

Body Type

bodybuilder

Movies

romantic comedy

Orientation

asexual

Eye Color

gray

Hair Color

blond

Ethnicity

Inter-racial

Relationship

dating someone special

Have Kids

yes - single parent home

Education Level

some college

Profession

Executive / Management

Income level

Less than $25,000

Do you smoke?

like a chimney, 420

Do you drink?

in recovery

I currently live

on a pirate ship, there is a party every night

Socially, I am

social butterfly

Political Views

not interested in politics

Food Related

Carnivore

Personality

playa, intellectual, pirate, white trash

Individuality

psychic, pirate at heart

Religious Views

Scientology

Miscellaneous

deaf

Drugs

every chance I get

I'm looking for

something REALLY hot, miss right now

Pets

Monkey, Ferret

Groups:

none

Seeking

Either

Height

3'01 to 6'09

Weight

No preference

Age

No preference

Location

USA PA Philadelphia

Do they drink?

alcoholic, like a fish

Do they smoke?

chain smoker, like a chimney

Drugs

every chance I get, what, are you a nark?

Eye Color

glass

Food Related

Chocoholic, Lactose Intolerant (am I sharing too much?)

Hair Color

bald, depends on the day of the week

Have Kids

no - definitely want them though

Hobbies

hunting, manga, mime, nudism, target practice, working out

Income level

that's private

Individuality

pirate at heart

Movies

nothing but porn

Orientation

celibate

Personality

fun loving, pirate, playa hater, redneck

Pets

Birds, Farm Animals, Pot-Bellied Pig, Rock

Political Views

green party

Profession

Construction / Craftsman

Relationship

seeing someone, single - never married

Religious Views

Not Religious, but Spiritual

Socially, they are

a couch potato, anti-social

Their Body Type

disabled, voluptuous

Their Education Level

ain't had no skoolin

They are looking for

mr. right now, something REALLY hot

They currently live

in a van down by the river

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